9.6 MB / 21 min. Workplace safety and hygiene are on the docket today, as I recount a cake-cutting breach of etiquette that should be punishable by vigorous flogging, if not death. Leave your own anecdotes in the comments section why don’t you!

11.6 MB / 25 min. I discuss the big bachelor party weekend without straying from the talking points, yet, in the process decide I would be the worst White House press secretary ever. Needless to say, other asinine topics are covered, as well, including the weather of all things.

13.6 MB / 29 min. Kind of a deli format today, with the aforementioned Wolfman flashback sandwiched between some low-cal discussion of e-mail feedback, namely a missive from PK&J Paul calling me a hypocrite and a douchebag.

11.7 MB / 25 min. We're sporting some NEW SOUND on the show today, kids! New mic and new settings on the recorder, which I realized has been set to LP mode this whole time. SP is much crisper. Anyhoo, I pace around and wonder what would happen if a million-billion microscopic sonic booms occured in your brain, plus some prattle about pimping podcasters and a special contest that involves Gary Busey!

9.2 MB / 20 min. On a special July 4 holiday edition that’s only one week removed from utter relevance, I discuss the vigilance, patriotism, swords, German airport police and my package – plus pills going down the pipe! Pod bless America! (Jesus, that’s lame.)

10.4 MB / 22 min. As usual, I’m not exactly sure when this was recorded, but I DO KNOW that it was before I even published show number one. Among the topics of discussion are the minutiae of domestic systems, digital fish and my utter lack of professionalism in general. So enjoy! And send your complaints to biteme@stevedupont.com.

13.8 MB / 30 min. In a flashback edition of the show I recount my recent encounter with basketball legend Magic Johnson and ponder a career in motivational speaking.

10.7 MB / 23 min. I podcast on location from the tool shed in my backyard and discuss the metric system, time zones and a whole lot of nonsense in general. Plus, a shoutout to another Aussie listener. G’day and happy listening!