16.2 MB / 23 min. Well, I suppose quality is trending up again, but not by much. Damning God for His own sake, Clown shoes, buckets, space duty (doody), fellatio-based insults, my pro wrestling alter-ego and much, much -- no, actually, that's about it. Side note: I didn’t purchase the Michelob Ultra nor do I endorse it in any way. Oh, and I know it was Michael Douglas in Falling Down, not Kirk or Kurt Douglas.

20.6 MB / 30 min. Back to the drunken, incoherent gibberish we go! Attempted robbery, WatchDog 2000, notes from the notebook, The Demon Lady and much, much more ladies and gentlemen.

16.1 MB / 23 min. So it appears my promotional efforts have not gone unnoticed by the Jumex Corporation. Listen as I reveal what was inside the envelope.

12.9 MB / 18 min. Simulated gluttony, wild boar and Octopussy are on the menu this time around, not to mention playing with loaded shotguns. If anyone’s still listening, consider yourself deeply pitied.

11 MB / 16 min. Only took 2 hours, but I got my dinner on the table. African stereotypes, Taiwanese hookers and passing the buck to your future self.

26.2 MB / 38 min. Taking a little break from the Jumex-fueled craziness, we reflect on Hurricane Katrina and a wedding weekend up in Michigan. Plus, I’m proud to welcome aboard a new (non-paying) sponsor, Uncle Sam Cereal.